Re: [Videolib] I know. .I know...this really doesn't belong here,

Jessica Rosner (jrosner@kino.com)
Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:44:50 -0400

OK Mark I have to ask , that 1,331 # is YOUR joke right?

Jessica

> OK...I know that this really isn't the place for this, but I JUST had
> to....*hangs head*
>
> Q: How many internet mail list (videolib mail list?) subscribers does it
> take to
> change a light bulb?
>
> A: 1,331
>
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the
> light bulb has been changed.
>
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
>
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>
> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
> bulbs.
>
> 53 to flame the spell checkers.
>
> 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
> discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
>
> 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
>
> 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
> this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
>
> 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
> alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
>
> 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
> bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list.
>
> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
> buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
> technique, and what brands are faulty.
>
> 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
> 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
> URLs.
>
> 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this
> list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
>
> 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
> headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
>
> 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
> handle the light bulb controversy.
>
> 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
>
> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
>
> 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
>
> 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave
> it here.
>
> 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
>
>
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Jessica Rosner
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